Review: Hide and Seek
By Brian Rentschler Short version: A disappointing mess. The script and direction are sub-par, and you could open a fish market with all the red herrings in the story. I don’t think anyone can deny...
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Review: The Punisher
By Vic Holtreman Short version: Except for bad acting, a bad soundtrack, and a bad script, it’s not that bad a movie. The word on The Punisher was not good before the movie came out, and after it’s...
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Review: Ladder 49
By Brian Rentschler Short version: This movie took an intriguing idea and ran it straight into the ground with a weak script and lousy direction. The clichés are so pervasive that it’s sometimes hard...
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Review: Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle
By Vic Holtreman Short version: Oh my God, this movie actually made a profit? Ok, so I’m late to the party reviewing Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle. I certainly wasn’t going to pay good money to see...
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Review: Clerks II
By Vic Holtreman Short version: Clerks II can only possibly be enjoyed by hardcore fans of the original. It was like digging through a huge pile of cow dung to get to a very small pearl at the bottom....
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Review: The Cell
By Brian Rentschler Short version: This movie had some impressive imagery at times, but overall it was downright awful. Eek! Please, mommy, make the bad movie stop! Okay, now that my inner child has...
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Review: Body Double
By Brian Rentschler Short version: Unlikable characters, pretentious writing and misguided direction make this movie a total mess from start to finish. I have a confession to make. It’s not easy, but I...
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Review: Weapons
By Vic Holtreman Short version: An interesting idea poorly executed. (Image from Cinempire.com) In order to make it to the showing of Weapons at the 2007 Sundance Film Festival I had to leave the...
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Review: The Number 23
By Brian Rentschler Short version: This movie drives an already silly premise straight into the ground, primarily with a weak script and uneven direction. I have been a big fan of Jim Carrey ever since...
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Review: Downloading Nancy
By Vic Holtreman Short version: A bleak and starkly shot film that left me feeling like I needed a shower after watching it. Downloading Nancy premiered here at Sundance 2008 and is the story of Nancy...
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Review: You Don’t Mess With The Zohan
Short version: There are a few laugh out loud moments, but you have to sit through a whole lot of stupid stuff to get to those few gems. I apologize for the unsavory image to the left, but there’s a...
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Review: The Happening
Short version: If you’re in the mood for an absurd film that alternates between boring and comedy, this is the movie for you. I thought The Sixth Sense was awesome. I loved Unbreakable. I thought Signs...
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The Day The Earth Stood Still Review
Short version: If all you ask from a movie is cool CGI effects, The Day the Earth Stood Still is for you. Look for any more than that and you’ll be sorely disappointed. Screen Rant reviews The Day the...
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The Final Destination Review
Short Version: The Final Destination is poorly written, poorly executed, and poorly acted -but still managed to “kill” at the box office on its opening weekend. Screen Rant’s Paul Young reviews Final...
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Jennifer’s Body Review
Short Version: Overall Jennifer’s Body is just a boring movie – punctuated by occasional humor and fewer scares. Screen Rant reviews Jennifer’s Body Let’s just get this right out of the way: Megan Fox...
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Pandorum Review
Short Version: Pandorum is a mess of a movie that squanders a lot of potential. Screen Rant Reviews Pandorum Movies often fail for varying reasons; sometimes the fatal flaw is in the script, sometimes...
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Dinner for Schmucks Review
Screen Rant’s Paul Young reviews Dinner for Schmucks After watching Dinner for Schmucks I slowly trudged out of the theater feeling as if every last ounce of happy-go-lucky spirit had been drained...
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‘Little Fockers’ Review
Screen Rant’s Mike Eisenberg Reviews Little Fockers Little Fockers is one of the most disappointing and pitiful movies of 2010. The first film was a welcome addition to the plethora of awkward family...
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‘Priest’ Review
Screen Rant’s Ben Kendrick reviews Priest 3D Priest, the 2011 film that reteams director Scott Stewart with Paul Bettany (the pair directed and starred in Legion, respectively), is an adaptation of...
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‘Green Lantern’ Review
Screen Rant’s Kofi Outlaw Reviews Green Lantern Green Lantern is a failure of epic proportions. I write this (painfully) as someone who actually knows this particular superhero and has been a big fan...
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